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67
PET OF THE MONTH
Chanel; photos by Hank Londoner
98
THE SEDOCTION OF BRANDY
Photos by Suze Randall
110 SWEPT AWAY
Photos by Earl Miller
ON THE COVER: Jackie Mason and Alexis Christian, photographed by Andrew Unangst.
Alexis will appear in an upcoming issue.
12 FILM
Marilyn Monroe at 66, by Marcia Pally.
14 FASHION
Watches, by Lynn Kearcher.
16 SOUNDS
Country music videos, by Wayne Robins.
18 LONGEVITY
By Sharon Chester-Taxin
20 SPIRITS
Premium bourbons, by Lavada Blanton.
30 THE EVIL COACHMAN
Why American youth is brain-dead, by Nicholas von Hoffman.
52 U.S.A. CONFIDENTIAL
Princess Di's wild teen years, by Sharon Churcher.
54 INTERVIEW
Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin, by Ori Hofmekler.
62 FREE MASONRY
A profile of Jackie Mason, by Teh Wingender.
84 ADVISE AND DISSENT
"Columbus: An American Savior," by Fred Halliday.
88 VECTOR
Art on the highway: a spectacular supercar.
93 THE 20 WORST COLLEGE FOOTDALL TEAMS OF 1992-93
Our annual hall of shame, by Lawrence Linderman.
125 NEW RELEASES Satire by Joseph Farris
* 4 HOUSECALL * 6 FORUM * 22 CALL ME MADAM *
* 25 VIEW FROM THE TOP * 38 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS *
* 82 VIETNAM VETERANS ADVISER * 121 HOFMEKLER'S PEOPLE *
* 122 JACKIE MARTLING'S JOKE BOOK * 133 HARD TIMES *
* 136 PARTING SHOT * 158 X-RATED VIDEO *

67
PET OF THE MONTH
Alexis Christian; photos by Earl Miller
86
STREETS OF DREAMS
Photos by Suze Randal!
114
TRUE COLORS
Photos by Hans Toonen and Hans Wientjens; art by Ansje Thepass
ON THE COVER: George Bush. Photographed by Ira J. Schwarz/SIPA Press.
Digital photo illustration by Nexvisions, Inc.
16 LONGEVITY
Are smart bars smart? By Lavada Blanton.
18 FASHION
Tips on hair replacement, by Lynn Kearcher.
20 SOUNDS
Soul Asylum, by John Rice.
24 PENTHOUSE SEARCHSTAKES
Presented by Casio Piano.
25 VIEW FROM THE TOP
Emily Prager's presidential picks; Alan Dershowitz on false rape reports;
Jerome Tuccille on finance; and Gregg Keizer's "Power Plays."
30 LETHAL WEAPONS
George Bush used our tax dollars to build Saddam Hussein's war machine, by Jack Newfield.
32 DESERT SHAM
The Persian Gulf War was an amazing and deadly fraud on the American people.
Investigation by Patricia Axelrod.
54 GEORGE, HOW COULD YOU?
The private side of our "family values" President, by Sharon Churcher.
56 BUSH TO WOMEN: "DROP DEAD!"
How administration attacks on women actually hurt all Americans, by Marianne Goldstein.
127 QUAYLE COMIX
Satire by Bill Lee
* 4 HOUSECALL * 6 FORUM * 22 CALL ME MADAM * 34 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS *
* 38 SMART SEX * 42 RIGHT STUFF * 82 VIETNAM VETERANS ADVISER *
* 100 JACKIE MARTLING'S JOKE BOOK * 121 HOFMEKLER'S PEOPLE * 133 HARD TIMES *
* 136 PARTING SHOT * 140 X-RATED VIDEO *